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Next Meet

"Wild Camping"

1st - 3rd March 2013

Next Social

AGM. Portland D136.
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Thursday 14th March
8.00 pm

If you don't want this for a time, please comment it-Fabian !Next Ice Climb

Manchester Indoor Ice Wall
Friday 1st December at 8:30am

If you don't want this for a time, please comment it-Fabian !Next Climb

The Molehill Quadrathlon

Discipline 1--- Headstand (mirthfree) Longest headstand on a mole hill without laughing (while the assembled onlookers try anything to make you laugh). Peak district all-comers record- a remarkable 54 seconds, set by Colin Jones

Discipline 2--- Speed-butting Fastest time to headbut 10 molehills. Peak district all-comers record- a remarkable 7 seconds, set by Simon Waddicor

Discipline 3--- Long Distance Flying But fairly self-explanitary I guess. Peak district all-comers record- a remarkable 9 feet, set by Chris Smartt

Discipline 4--- Mole Hill Mogul Skiing pretty much like Mogul Skiing, just with mole hills and no skis or snow. Marks awarded for style (No one got any, so this could be the one to beat)

Anyone wishing to sponsor this event by donating a worthy prize, please contact the MPS committee. Large corporations are particularly welcome, with a renaming along the lines of The Tesco Molehill Quadrashopathon perfectly possible.

or how about a bit of English literature...

The Biggles quiz

(This is not a joke!)

Which three of the following Biggles books can be found in the children’s section of your local public library?

  • Biggles goes down with Algy
  • Biggles flies low
  • Biggles takes it rough
  • Biggles pulls out too late
  • Biggles drops his load
  • Biggles makes ends meet
  • Biggles gets his men
  • Biggles is outed by gay rights campaigners
  • Biggles holds his own
  • Biggles takes the hairy route
  • Biggles refuses to withdraw
  • Biggles pulls it off

Answers on a postcard addressed to: Blue Peter ‘Biggles is a Faggot’ Competition

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