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"Wild Camping"

1st - 3rd March 2013

Next Social

AGM. Portland D136.
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Thursday 14th March
8.00 pm

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A night of filth a sleaze if ever there was one. Mountain Officer Adam and Vice-President Steve met up in Geneva on the way to the Alps and promptly went out on the lash. Even at 5 pounds a pint...

1600 Adam and Steve meet at Geneva airport

1610 Adam and Steve discuss how to work ticket machine to get to Geneva

1620 Adam and Steve work out how to use ticket machine to get to Geneva

1800 Adam and Steve arrive at hostel

1810 Adam and Steve walk downstairs to leave hostel

1811 Steve walks back upstairs to obtain map of Geneva

1815 Adam and Steve decide to eat traditional swiss food

1820 Adam and Steve get a pizza and pint. Pint price 5.50CHF (just over 2 pounds)

1850 Adam and Steve more onto pub. Pint price 8.50CHF. Outraged gasps.

1900 Adam and Steve buy heineken can from shop to speed things along

1910 Adam gets locked in private cash point

1912 Adam gets out

1930 Adam and Steve have a drink under a tree, when little 'splat' is heard next to them. See pigeon chick has fallen from its nest, spilt intestines and died. Point and mock it. Take photos. Disgusted looks from bar staff.

1935 Scare some ducks. Dissapproving 'bloody english' looks from bar staff

1940 Decide not to go back to hostel. An all nighter followed by napping on the train is FAR cleverer.

1941 Realise hostel locks up at midnight

1942 Decide sod it and stay out all night.

2000 Adam in broken french tells group of frenchmen that Zinedine Zidane's headbut was hilarious and that the English hate the French.

2030 Burger King. Mock someone in there. Probably because they were foreign and fat but generally unsure.

2032 Steve drops burger. Knocked out of hand by Adam so he claims.

2033 Steve eats burger from floor. Dissapproving looks yet again

2035 Steve decided to vommit. Start walking to river

2037 Steve changes his mind

2045 Steve vommits into river

2100 New beer price record. 10 for 2 pints (though one was strongbow)

2200 Cocktails. Now Geneva distinctly blurry.

0000 Start searching for club. Enter random chinese bar. Removed instantly.

0001 Decide to head for populous Geneva street. Have now forgotten have map.

0015 Wander down a dingy street

0016 Realise have entered the red light district. Politely decline advances from friendly ladies.

0020 Escape into a bar. Pushing aside red curtain to enter.

0021 Order a pint and heave a sigh of relief.

0023 Two women ('mooses' according to steve) appear in their underwear and start asking for a drink. Rub Adam and Steves thighs. Politely decline.

0030 Women get more insistent. Decide to bail out. Down drinks. Yell 'RUN AWAY!!!!!!' comedy monty python style. Run away.

0100 Adam asks Swiss for a 'discotheque'. Does stupid dance whilst saying 'discotheque'. Mocked. Too drunk to realise. Continues regardless.

0115 When Adam asks for discotheque asked: 'You looking for boys or girls?' and 'To pay or not to pay?' sums up the area. Dingy.

0130 Realise are lost. This has actually been the case for a good few hours.

0135 Stumble up on river randomly and realise are about 1km away from where we thought we were.

0145 Stumble through backroads looking for the station.

0150 Find hostel.

0151 Realise that by happy coinidence the hostel we are staying at happens to be the same hostel we have just found.

0200 Pass out in bed in same room as random chinese guy from nottingham trent.

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